Mr. Monster's Lube

My name is Mark and I have a new company called Mr. Monster’s Lube. It’s a sex Lube company  unlike no other — We’re the first company to make a seaweed-based 100% organic Lube that’s made with 100% distilled water that’s also vegan certified and pH balanced for a woman’s  intimate areas. It’s odorless and tasteless because sometimes things go in your mouth. 

We have our original formula, Mr. Monster’s Lube, that’s formulated for vaginal sex and hand  jobs. We also have our Mr. Monster’s Military Grade, that’s formulated a little bit thicker for  vibrating devices and anal play. 

It’s truly the last lube  you’ll ever buy! 

– Mark